Today is one of those days I am going to need a nap. Like I could not fall asleep, could not fall asleep and then at 6 AM I wake up feeling wide awake. I say feeling because I know it’s a lie and eventually my body is going to go, “Hey, 4 hours of sleep is not enough, I’m going to crash now, have fun getting through the rest of the day”. Anyway, that’s exciting to read about I am sure, just wait until I start my exciting new blog Do I Need a Nap Today. Right before I woke up I had a dream about Anna Kendrick. It was kinda strange because it was us and there was a Trans Am and like she was trying to get into a kind of southern/trailer trash sort of character but it seemed more inspired by Dukes of Hazard and that sort of thing than any sort of reality and like… she had really big hair. I don’t know what any of that meant really and I don’t know what inspired it. I haven’t seen Smokey and the Bandit in a really long time. Anyway, that is why she is here. Also because obviously Anna Kendrick is just kind of amazing. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.